The honeymoon phase never has to end.
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)
amythegeek: taco-marco: king-of-the-casuals: I’m just gonna let the world figure this out What does this mean???? Help???? wait for it
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
get some duct tape & fix that attitude
Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?